In English

Just for the heck of it. Why don't we use Alice for the Bible. Quoting would be sooo much lighter.
In an Alice state of mind, this morning.

"`Have you guessed the riddle yet?' the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
`No, I give it up,' Alice replied: `that's the answer?'
`I haven't the slightest idea,' said the Hatter.
`Nor I,' said the March Hare. "

(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Caroll)